The Innisfree Poetry Journal
by Andrew Oerke
This morning my briefcase got stuck in a screw-
hole with a loose screw in it, so on my way to unscrew
the inscrutable at work I tried to detach my satchel
from the doorstrip and hooked my brand-new size thirty-
four pants on the crook of an armchair's elbow, and so
there you are: We get caught on all kinds of hooks, fish hooks,
George Foreman's formidable, sneaky left hook,
a pop song hook, a clothes hook, a shoehorn which is
bent like a hook for to sneak your foot into an English walker.
Then there's Captain Hook; and we get hooked on the wrong
this or right that, and some get hooked on whatever is available.
We get hooked on sprung springs and come-hither curled-up fingers
and on Shirley Temple's curlylocks and slice-of-honeydew smile.
We get hooked on drugs or on shop-till-u-drop. I get hooked
on you but you, alas, never get hooked on me. We say
politicians govern by hook or by crook, and they do.
Absalom was King David's favorite son bar none but
his gorgeous locks got hooked on a twig in a tree
so they used him for target practice. Hooks
to hang things on and to use in place of a hand.
Here ends the sad but true tale of the good & bad hook.
This is the last page in that catchy little,
crooked little, tricky little book called "The Hook."
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