The Innisfree Poetry Journal www.innisfreepoetry.org by Roger Pfingston
Mephitis
Beside themselves with the urge,
Double Pleasure
Seeing that we had finished our Double Pleasure, the waitress hurried over, her sweet attention the usual service in the China Star. Very good, we said, nothing more, thank you. I will return, she said, with jungle kiss. We looked at each other, puzzled, trying to guess what might sound like jungle kiss: not bill, not check, not fortune cookie.
Maybe Uncle Bliss or something this, but what might that something be? And what could Uncle Bliss have to do with our bill? I reasoned if they, the Chinese, could come up with an entrée titled Double Pleasure, why couldn’t it be prepared by a seasoned cook, affectionately known as Uncle Bliss? And was he about to make an appearance?
When she returned, bill in hand, we considered telling her what we had heard by way of asking what she had said or thought she said, but chickened out, fearing it might be offensive. We left feeling gifted, grateful, wishing later we had lingered a while longer to savor our linguistic serendipity with a cup of plum tea.
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